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January 9

Real post in the Classifieds on facebook

Driver, Wheelman

Listed by [redacted] on January 2nd.Looking for Work -

Transportation Need to get somewhere fast?
Contact me, and I will make it happen

Serious Inquries Only

—If anyone is looking for a getaway car, apparently you can find them on facebook. Driver included! Also what would a non serious inquiry be. “I need to get to the mall. STAT!” I bet he’d take the job.