February 2008
20 posts
Shoe, Head, Now!
Whenever I receive spam that says ” Watch me doing anything you want at www. somewhorishsoundingname dot com” I usually reply back asking them to put shoe on head.
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On our way back from Colorado, there was a little girl sitting in front of us. Just like this, almost the whole flight.
Spam is be great and I sned pitctures?!
Subject: by people, but staring at speaking the language Hire! How do you do? Email me at Helena@TheHealCare.info only. I am using my friend’s email to write this. I am girlie. I will show you some great pictures of me. son in particular has hear if you would at the beach which you want about Spam has officially lost its path. I need spam with an actual message. I guess Scientology is...
What makes a New Yorker?
peterwknox: Excerpt from Peter W. Knox, The New York Magazine Interview What makes someone a New Yorker? This question pisses me off. No one can choose to have been born in New York any more than any one can choose their gender or skin color. I’m glad I was raised where and how I was and wouldn’t change those experiences for anything. But when I was ready, and I took a chance, I moved here on my...
what's wrong with you texas
matt: i wouldn't normally care about the superbowl as much, but since it's the giants.. you know
matt: its like if the ... oilers were playing? do they still exist?
chad: haha no...in 1985 maybe
matt: hahaha, i really forgot. what's the texas team again
chad: The Texas... wait for it
chad: Texans!! thats right
matt: hahah, thats so texas
chad: I know
matt: just like texas to not be able to come up with anything else except the same name as their state. a true sign of one state trying to take pride too far
matt: you fucking texas people, with your flags and your pride. so gay
Sarah Silverman And Matt Damon Singing “I’m Fucking Matt Damon”
Time lapse footage makes everything seem easy
– my friend Chad
Amazin' BBQ commercials!
Mr. Spriggs BBQ Al’s Cafe Slap yo Momma Al’s Cafe #2 Actually Slap yo Momma If you don’t like these commercials I will shoot myself in the face.